Yesterday we received a fundraising letter asking us to celebrate Mother's Day by honoring the greatest mom around -- Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand.
Why is the senator such a great mom? Because, the missive said, she protects kids from dangerous toys and foods and has promised "to keep our drinking water safe and chemical free."
Guess that means the good senator would disallow the presence of dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) in water ...