controlled drugs

Hey, all of you drug-addled insomniacs out there. Haven't you had enough of the addictive poisons that big pharma has hooked you on?
It's hardly a secret that we are living in an Orwellian nightmare where an army of malevolent busybodies are climbing all over each other in a perverse contest to see who can come up with the most grandiose ideas – the dumber the be