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"I cut it twice and it's still too short" is an old carpenter's joke about persistence coupled with incompetence. It's a pretty good joke.

Two Arkansas chemistry professors are either: a) a couple of morons, or b) extremely unlucky. There is just not enough information in the news to tell which of the above is true. The coverage is all over the place. For example:

      Here are five things we really don't need:    

"Controlled Prescription Drugs (CPDs) ... are still responsible for the most drug-involved overdose deaths and are the second most commonly abused substance in the United States."

In a trend described as “shocking,” news outlets are

It should come as no surprise that drug traffickers are quite creative about distributing their du jour illicit product.

It's hardly a secret that opioids dominate the news.

It is no secret that narcotic abuse mostly oxycodone and hydrocodone (the ingredients in Percocet and Vicodin