(Yes, this is the real music from the intro.)
INTRO
You can dance, you can spray,
Sit on your favorite bidet, ohh.
See that girl, watch her twirl,
Diggin' the Splashing Queen.
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Friday night and your bum is ripe,
Bathroom’s empty, you need to wipe.
Look in the loo and you start to sing,
Toilet fit for a king.
Any bathroom could be supplied,
Crank up the jets, then let – it – dry.
Put on some clean undies, then pull up your pants,
It’s your time to dance.
And when you get a chance...
CHORUS
You are the Splashing Queen,
Young and clean, only seventeen.
Splashing Queen, feel the touch of the cleansing stream,
Ohh yeah!
You can dance, you can spray,
Sit on your favorite bidet, ohh.
See that girl, watch her twirl,
Diggin' the Splashing Queen.
(Fade out)
Josh Bloom
Dr. Jonathan (Josh) Bloom, ACSH's Director of Chemical and Pharmaceutical Sciences, earned his Ph.D. at the University of Virginia and completed postdoctoral training at the University of Pennsylvania. During his 20-plus years in drug discovery at Wyeth, his research group discovered the antibiotic Tygacil®, approved in 2005. He holds 25 issued patents and has authored 35 academic papers. Since joining ACSH in 2010, he has written more than 2,000 articles and dozens of op-eds for major newspapers, including The Wall Street Journal and Chicago Tribune.
