juvenile humor

Who is the most widely known military leader in history? Patton? Napoleon? Washington? There are plenty of choices but in my opinion, it has to be General Tso, hands down.

It doesn't take much anything to annoy me anymore. It can strike from anywhere at any time. What was it today? (As if it matters. Two minutes later I would have found something else.) But today it was coffee.

     

Here is a new (and typically idiotic) edition of The J-Man Chronicles. Enjoy

Do you remember that gag-provoking 1982 commercial for Enjoli Perfume?

While on a laser-guided mission to stuff my fat face full of ice cream taking a stroll last night, I was one of several victims passersby who were stopped by two women asking whether I would help "resolve a family

Even though television commercials for prescription drugs run the gamut from repulsive to loathsome, by now we are mostly inured to the endless list of hurl-worthy side effects (1).

I previously wrote about my first vaccination adventure. It was fantastic. Couldn't have gone better. This time, not so much.

1. It's all in the motion - the science of perfect fried rice.

Nomenclature – the "art" of naming organic chemicals – is crazy making.  That's because multiple systems of nomenclature are used to describe chemical compounds.