A Choice of Suckers
Oh, some will call it juvenile, A vibrant red lollipop poised between adult lips, But the nicotine-pop fix lasts a while And compared to smoking, spells fewer hospital trips.
Nicotine doesn't kill, after all; It's smoking that tar and stuff that does one in. So I hope my next trip to the mall Reveals teens ditching smoking for sucking.
It'd look just as smashing As those baby pacifiers the club youth wear. (They're to prevent teeth-gnashing, When they're on ecstasy and beyond all cares.)
