'The COVID Blues' - A Song of the Times.

(Sung to the tune of...every other blues song - it doesn't matter)

(C⁷) I wake up in the morning,

(C⁷) I turn on the TV, 

(C⁷)The same damn thing is always staring at me.

Image: WHO

(G⁷) It's got a coat of protein,

(G⁷) A core of R-N-A

(C⁷) It's screwin' up my life in every possible way.

(G⁷) Oh, listen to me, baby,

(F⁷) I got the CO-VID

(C⁷) Blues!

Harmonica - Take it away!

(Harmonica solo by a guy with puke in his beard)

(C⁷) I ain't got toilet paper,

(C⁷) To clean up my behind,

(C⁷) I have a carrot scraper... but I ain't so inclined...

(G⁷)  I think I'm going crazy,

(G⁷) I really wanna scream...

(C⁷)  Cause when I sleep I see Wolf Blitzer in my dreams

(F⁷) Oh, listen to me, baby,

(F⁷) I got the CO-VID

(C⁷) Blues!

(F⁷) I'm locked down in New York City

(G⁷) And I ain't got nothing to 

(C⁷) Do...